Twin bother were named Joe and John. Joe was the owner of an old dilapidated boat. It happened that John's wife died the same day Joe's boat sank. A few days later a kindly old lady met Joe on the street, mistaking him for John. She said to him, "I'm sorry for your great loss. You must feel terrible."
Joe said, "Oh, hell no. Face is I'm sorta glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like dead fish. She was always losing her water. She had a bad crack in the back and a pretty big hole in the front, too. The hole got bigger every time I used her, she leaked like crazy and it got to be too hard to keep her upright. But what really finished her off was these four tough guys who rented her for a good time. I warned them that she wasn't any good, but they all wanted to hava go with her anyway. THe damned fools all tried to get on her at the same time and it was just too much for the old girl. While they were trying to get into their various postions, she split right up the middle!"

The old woman fainted.