SHE WAS SO BLONDE................. (Remember, it's just a joke)

• she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice box because it said "concentrate"
• she put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
• she got stabbed in a shoot-out
• she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK"
• she thought TuPac Shakur was a jewish holiday
• she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
• she sat on the tv and watched the couch
• she sent me a fax with a stamp on it
• she tried to drown a fish
• she thought a quarterback was a refund
• she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death
• if you gave her a penny for intelligence, you'd get change back
• they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade
• under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics"
• she tripped over a cordless phone
• she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
• at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here".. she put "Sagittarius"
• she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
• it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes
• if she spoke her mind, she'd probably be speechless
• she studied for a blood test - and failed
• she thought Boyz II Men was a daycare center
• she thought Meow Mix was a record for cats
• she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train
• she sold the car for gas money
• when she saw the "NC-17" (under 17 not admitted), she went home and got 16 friends
• when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
• she thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your phone bill
• when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead
• when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.