Did you hear? Gore is only one orgasm away from the presidency.
Q: What were Clinton's fist words to Paula Jones at the deposition? - "So now you open your mouth!"
I'm only as old as the woman I feel.
The reason First Lady wears the pants in the house is because the President can never keep his on !
Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up their car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary's high school love. They exchanged hellos and then the White House couple went on their way. As they were driving on to their final destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, "Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would now be the wife of a service station owner." She smirked and replied, "No! If I had stayed with him, HE would be the President of the United States TODAY!"
Did you know that Hillary Clinton just wrote a new book? It's titled, "It Takes a Village to Satisfy My Husband" Why does Bill Clinton wear boxer shorts ? To keep his ankles warm.
TOP 11 CLINTON's EXCUSES 11. Excuse me "Your Honor", but she was on top 10. I didn't want people to confuse me with the Pope on TV 9. She's not THAT young. In Arkansas, the age of consent is only 16 8. Hey, At least she's prettier than Paula Jones or Gennifer Flowers 7. I had to show the American People that I WASN'T impotent for my second term in office 6. I was jealous of Nixon with his 'Tricky Dick" nickname 5. I didn't leave a message on her voice mail. Get with it. This is the 90's, I sent her E-MAIL! 4. See I'm not a Lame duck. She said I was pretty GOOD! 3. My real name is not William Jefferson Clinton. It's William KENNEDY Clinton. 2. I couldn't control myself. It was genetic. I was in her jeans - oops, I mean it was in my genes. AND for those of you who remember the famous "I DIDN'T INHALE" comes the now soon to be famous #1 excuse....................... - "I didn't insert"
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