QUESTION FOR THE RELUCTANT BACHELOR: How's your love life...still holding your own?

Q: Why is sex like bridge?

1. You either need or good partner or a good hand.

Did you hear about the bulimic bachelor party where the cake came out of the girl?

They say man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is truly finished.

BACHELOR: A man who believes in life, liberty, and the happiness of pursuit.

NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

What is the difference between a Slut and a Bitch?

A Slut sleeps with everyone, a bitch sleeps with everyone but you!