I was in the VIP lounge last week en route to Seattle.

While in the lounge, I notice Bill Gates sitting on the
chesterfield enjoying a cognac.  I was meeting with a very
important client who was also flying to Seattle with me but she
was running a bit late.

Being a forward type of guy, I approached Mr. Gates and
introduced myself.  I explained to him that I was conducting some
very important business and how much I would appreciate it if he
could throw a quick "hello Chris" at me when I was with my
client.  He agreed.

Ten minutes later while I was conversing with my client, I felt a
tap on my shoulder.  It was Bill Gates.  I turned around and
looked up at him.  He said, "Hi Chris, what's happening?"

To which I replied "F*ck off Gates, I'm in a meeting."