Three guys were fishing in a lake one day, when Jesus walked across the water and

joined them in the boat.

When the three astonished men had settled down enough to speak, the 1st

guy asked humbly, "Jesus, I've suffered from back pain ever since I took

shrapnel in the Vietnam War ... Could you help me?"

"Of course, my son," Jesus said, and when he touched the man's back he felt

relief for the first time in years.

The 2nd guy who wore very thick glasses and had a hard time reading and

driving , asked if Jesus could do anything about his poor eyesight. Jesus

smiled, removed the man's glasses and tossed them into the lake. When they

hit the water, the man's eyes cleared and he could see everything

distinctly.

When Jesus turned to the 3rd guy, the guy put his hands out

defensively -- "Don't touch me!" he cried, "I'm on a disability pension."


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