time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if
      we want
  70. Men walk on the side of the sidewalk closest to the road so that
      if a car hits us, he gets hurt not us

71. Women sweat less
72. Women smell better
73. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don't have to waste

money on flowers or cards - a blowjob and sex fixes all 74. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats 75. Women don't get the humor in the three stooges 76. Women have three accessible holes 77. We don't get embarrassed when buying tampons 78. We're better gossips
79. We have better fashion sense
80. We're better shoppers
81. We don't have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man 82. Our friends don't pick on us if we aren't sleeping with anyone 83. Men don't know what our 'girl talk' is all about (and I'm not

gonna tell you)
84. We're all sittin on a gold mine - we know it and use it to our

extreme advantage
85. We don't have to drive when on a date 86. An ugly woman can use makeup and get a new hairdo to become

presentable - ugly men are just fucked 87. Women can use the old "that mark on my neck is from a curling

iron burn" line
88. Women know how fake it
89. Women look better naked
90. We know that rhythm doesn't only pertain to dancing 91. When women are short, we're petite, when men are short, they're

just short
92. Women do less time for violent crime 93. Women don't have to worry about not being able to get it up 94. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night 95. Women's conversations generally consist of more than just

"uh huh, yep ok then bye"
96. Women don't need an excuse to be in a bad mood 97. Women never have to see combat
98. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves 99. Women are sexier

     and the 100th reason its better to be a woman - this one is
     definitely worthy of reiteration:

100. We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!